What's New with deoderant breakthroughs? Now you don't have to smell as bad as you usually do. You smell less and less like rotting feces everyday. Here I'll add an entry whenever I make an update to my web site it probally won't make a fucking lick of sense. Where appropriate, I'll include a link to the change so you can masturbate to it. I might use a format similar to this one for my entries:
11/3/00 - Added photos of cattle fucking helpless anteaters, dude this shit is hot I just blew my fucking load.
9/21/02- What's new with the bodaciousness? I've added a buttload of bodacious updates to the bullshit. Big ups to all my homies in the VDC. Who's down with VDC? Every last homie!
9/24/02- My guestbook is up thanks to Aaron Bushman! Thanks Aaron. so sign it.
9/26/02_ wrote a new story whoopty shit. did that sound as gay as i thought it did? i haven't done any drugs today. weird huh?
9/26/02- do you guys know how to sign a fucking guest book? why do you think i (well actually Aaron i'm sure he's pissed too) installed this neato thing? for my health? well i'm not getting any healthier! sign it so i can know what other nerdos waste their lives on the gay internet!
Updated the Expiraments page. Booya!
10/18/02- I hate every last one of you who didn't sign my guestbook yet. column for pastepunk.com coming soon. Happy Halloween you rat bastards!
10/24/02 I want to hear that new Beck album. I bet it's weird and cool, like Beck. Someone should give me a copy of it.
11/2/02- stardate sg1 captins log. my column is finally up look at it here (it has been edited)
11/15/02- I "worked my butt off" to update this piece. In the News: I have been drunk a total of 0 times this week and high only once. Repent. The world is coming to an end.
11/16/02- 2 updates in 2 days? wow thats gotta be like a record for shitty websites like mine. We are approaching the 100th visiter! Woo Hooo! Party! Penis!
11/19/02-Well kids this is it, the site has had 100 visitors (throws confetti, jerks off) I may have a party and you maybe are invited. e-mail me and tell me why you should get to come to my party. the only shitty thing is The site now has 2 more hits than the vince Lombardi website would some of you assholes go visit his site so hell stop bugging me?
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