If he wasnt already officially white he is now: Usher was on the latest episode of 7th Heaven. The only reason I know is that the WB network found it necessary to try to get me to watch it during a commercial break of The Simpsons. Didnt work. Doh!
I appeased the snow god by pissing outside in freezing ass windy weather juts to beg him to bless us with some fucking snow so I wont have to go to math class tomorrow night. Update Tomorrow! I know the 2 people who visit my site will dig more updates.
Update: 12/5/02 Well i woke up this afternoon at exactly when my 2 classes ended. i think i had school i just slept through it. oh hell well... I bet my lame ass Spanish teacher appeased that bastardass abominable snow god's penis and seduced him to not snow. I pissed for you snowgod i did i guess you forgot fucker! fuck you. good thing i didnt have my power point project anyway.
See? I stop smoking cannabis and Im not so lazy! Heroins better anyway. Its like the mother of all drugs.
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Well I know what youre all wondering. Does chuck have a SBA* cat named Little Billy or Meow Mix Kitten Man? YES HE DOES. And your next question is does he go on intergalactic missions? YES HE DOES. Hes just like Spock. And he has the sweetest name ever. I mean Little Billy. Its hilarious. My sister hates when me and my brother call him that because she named him Tigger cuz hess orange. That name is mega lame. Not only is little Billy totally fucking radical hes also bodacious enough to be pet of the month on my wizbsike yo! He eats my pot. And he loves to smoke. Yep and hes a fan of ice cream. When asked about his affection with the iced treat (ice cream for the laymans) he said fuck kinda question is that chief, who dont like ice cream. Nuff said homey. He is on permanent chill in my room at nights to eat and play guitar. And sometimes skateboard down the halls. Hes a skater dier for sure bra*!
*Footnote SBA stands for Supercalifragilcious Badass, bra is a womans undergarment or unmentionable but it can also be short for bro which is short for brother. If you were confused by any of that please take a nap because you are even more fucked up than I am right now and Im on dust (marijuana of the 80s and PCP!) GO ME. Speaking of being fucked out of your gourd Ive never seen man go through 8 cases of beer so fast. I was genuinely proud of my dad for the first time in a while. And he stayed up late. My mom was drunk too. I was high. Dad was probably high to that faker! oh I dont smoke pot. Yeah right dad! howcome Little Billy ate your grass? And Im not talking about the grass outside, buddy!
The sopranos update:
Tony-a ruthless bastard!
Paulie-He smothad that Motha!
Nephew Chris- Likes drugs!
More sopranos updates to come.
Any suggestions for my site based on what you think is funny? Advice on websyke layout? Should I just make the site all on one easy convenient page? Want to see more man penis on my page? Email me fucker! And Ill take your advice print it out and use it as toilet paper! thats gonna hurt! I feel like Jesus sacrificing myself for your entertainment!
Merry fucking Christmas buy me drugs and beer and a happy new year!
The bodaciousness tackles the classics! Coming soon!
