From the desk of chuck reith:

-I dont wanna talk to you you crazy motherfucker!

-what the hell is up with crunch and munch? I hate that shit! Dude, theres already

something called cracker jacks and it was in that song about baseball [take me out to tha ballgame and get this!: they (cracker jacks) dont taste like shit!

Please if you disagree with what I say post your stupid opinion on the imaginary message board on this imaginary webpage. And Ill be sure to imagine Im shitting on your computer while drinking a beer and getting a blowjob!

-R.Kellys new album tentatively titled I fucked your Mama and yo sister too [the 6 year old not the hot 18 year old legal bitch] is expected to hit the streets or in hip hop/new crappy R&B terms drop this week and promises to be the soundtrack to many a jailhouse anal raping.

-"I'd like to share some exciting news that I received last week.
My new album 'tales from the blue lounge' has been nominated for a
Juno award in the 'Contemporary Jazz' category of the 2003 Juno's.
(FYI for non Canadians: the Juno's are the Canadian equivalent of the Grammys" -Richard Underhill

Now wait a minute you're telling me there's an award show shittier than the grammies? I gotta see this! and didnt you mean Anti-Canadians not "non Canadians"?

and this has been: From the desk of chuck reith