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Car crash and more!

Accidents are fun!

Well, if you havent already guessed, then you are a reTard! yes! I was in an accident tuesday and it was pretty kickass. I say "pretty kickass" because what does not kick ass is that I fucked up my car which is already fucked up to begin with making it even more fucked up. What happened? you ask, well I was driving my car which is made of various metals including sheetmetal and uh other metals when out of nowhere I realized I had to turn and there was this other car coming at me so I cut it left at about 35 mph and hydroplaned into a curb of some sort. ka-pow.  Two tires and 200 dollars later I'm all ready to do it again! Yeah, it was fun, but not 200 dollars fun. if you wish to donate to help me pay for this accident or my unhealthy caramel werewolf addiction email me below. please keep in mind I am unemployed.

I know I promised you "car crash and more" but you were stupid enough to believe me.