Obvious prophecies: if you think about these for a second youll say oh yeah well that does make sense now. But I think I could have figured that out with some deductive reasoning on my own. I didnt really need to read any of this!

Probably not, but thank you for reading anyway. You are a terrific internet pal.

-Dont put things off. Putting things off until later doesnt get things done.

-Justin timberlake and Christina agulera will pull a split ala Britney and Justin, but not in as much of a girlfriend/boyfriend way, and they will right songs about how they used the other for sex/money/a sweet hit or video part. Although the bad girl who projects the image yeah, I do blowjobs, and maybe sex. I mean hey I even sucked Fred Durst. You might have a chance. I refuse to associate with anyone who has touched that lumpy Fred D and thats all I have to say about that.

-Tax returns will be spread very rapidly wetting the pants of gay economists and straight economists everywhere. They will say Yay for the economy! all at once and the country would be asking themselves what the fuck? Did I hear that right? The economy is what?

-I am done writing these things and Ill update the page later.

What revelations?!