This just in from the faux news netwerk: Vbhckids stupid immature website will be updating again, that shit is ready to open up shop in mid 03 hopefully every other day with some fresh new shit because its the summer I know theres no new TV shows to ogle over well at least not any worth your time. So the Bullshitters are Bringin it Back! Old Style comedy and then some of the same old shit.
We have a caller: why are you talking about this retarded website I mean its completely politically incorrect when we got all this bad news on tv and you talking bout some retarded kid. Did you know we was at war not too long ago.
Well mam its because we can. We are Faux news and we know what the customers want. To have their time wasted and lied to. And take up as much energy and braincells as possible. Like beer, but you dont get drunk. And not getting drunks not cool. Ever. No matter what your friends say time spent sober is time squandered without purpose or direction. Amen. 
