Ok, I would like to say that watching TV is a not always good thing, but during downtime I do it. Sometimes you gotta just sample the menu.
Ok 1st review
Crossing over with john Edward. SciFi Channel weeknights 11pm Eastern Time
Wow, this guy hypnotizes his audience. I swear, and I know I was a little wasted at the time that these people were hypnotized. The women agreed (with what he was saying) but showed little emotion. Like zombies they were. Something weird is going on at that show.
The Final Breakdown
Highlight: turning it to Adult Movies on the (Car) Toon network!
Rating: unholy crap. Change the channel or commit suicide.
Next!
Chappells Show Comedy Central Wednesday 10:30 pm eastern time
This was a refreshing show. It parodies American values and life. The one complaint I had was although I thought the commercials were funny I didnt find it necessary to see them EVERYTIME I turned on the TV. I watch too much south park I guess. Anyway back to the show. Chappell is a funny black man. This show is worth checking out.
The Final Breakdown
Highlight: A sketch about how copying stores (kinkos) employees are similar to eminem: they just dont give a fuck!
Rating: Turn the channel and Die!
Have you ever noticed how commercials can make you wanna barf? I seriously feel seasick at times, they are just so stupid. And I hate the fact that cox cable, owns coxs cable because they play the stupidest commercials. They encourage people to talk on the phone, shop on the internet and heres the icing on the cake: to resolve to watch more TV for the new year! Shut yourself in your home and never come out America! And they have this lame o guy on there called digital doug or digital douche if you ask me, he instructs customers of cox cable about remote control etiquette he should die. I am submitting my own annoying as commercial so then when im with some complete strangers theyll make fun of it and Ill be like oh really? I made that and before they can apologize I wack em in the face!! Really I hate commercials. I like comedy related commercials and thats it, I mean come on lifes too short to hear about how they still havent cured cancer but they can treat it. Well get back to me on that one when its cured, thank you.
The Surreal Life, The WB Thursdays 9:00 pm Eastern Time
A motley crue, oh what a pun! of washed up celebs are roughin it in a Beverly hills type mansion. Includes: that kid from Webster, MC Hammer, Vince Neil, someone from 90210, a playboy playmate and some girl that was on Survivor that everyone hated. Possibly filmed on location in the Hills Corey Feldman, although still cool, on the other hand sucks he has no idea why he is vegetarian, but dude he was funny in the Burbs and Goonies. So give em a break.
The Final Breakdown
Highlight: Some bitch from survivor that no one even knows pouts about how she doesnt like Corey. Get over it dude, youre not even a real celebrity.
Rating: Turn the channel or die!
Chappell's show does it again!
Highlight: The "Wrap it Up" machine. Genius! I seriously want one of these things Dave! Who wouldn't?
Aw man! Mo' commercials?
yes there is a true and unavoidable side effect of watching TV besides being a fatass dude or dudette: comericals! we all know that most of them steal 30 seconds or so of out lives that we could have been spending eating or playing video games so I will make fun of the ones i hate (well not all, there is far too many)
dude, has anyone seen those wack ass southern comfort commercials? i juts don't get it. drink southern comfort and stay up all night? Yee haw! try some real drugs motherfuckers! Has the whole world turned into pussies? Tell me god! im so fucking pissed right now. thank you and goodnight!
well hot diggity damn another commercial. this is one for Las Vegas. Jesus since when does a fucking city need its own commerical? And it's not like someones gonna be like "hmmm i really want to get drunk and gamble, now if i could only remember that one really big city that is known for that... hmm" it's Vegas stupid! the message of this commercial: "what happens here, stays here or some shit" what it really means: "cheat on your spouse, no one ever tells secrets in Vegas, beacuse it's Vegas, dumbass."
Ok I know you've seen these commercials unless you don't own a TV. I am talking about the Harmless? Anti Marijuana Commercials! These commercials are just propaganda. stop badmouthing decent drugs! I love Marijuana! Rather than go into how disturbing and untrue and disturbing these commercials are I will offer a few parodies of them:
Parody #1: three dudes just got done blazing an 'L' and they pull into a gas station one starts pumping the gas while another goes inside to pay for the $10 of gas and purchase a hot dog. the dude who's pumping the gas is so stoned doesnt realize that HE has to stop the pump so he fills the tank up all the way to like 16 bucks or something. they drive away and the foreign gas attendent comes running out yelling at them. Then the famous one-worder appears: Harmless?
Parody #2: a bunch of kids are taking gravs or something later they get their grub on and like completely eat everything in the house. later one of them hads to take a mondo shit and runs out of toilet paper because he is so stoned and ate so much. Harmless? this could also be used as a mock got milk commercial, Got Toiletpaper?
